I needed a new toilet seat so I went on ebay and searched for “toilet seat unicorn”
I’m so going to buy it.
I bet yall didn’t believe me
There are endless possibilities of meeting Taylor this era. She’s trying to make all of our dreams come true. Give it time and it will happen. This is just the beginning.
If I don’t reblog this, it’s because I’m dead.
I just spit cracker everywhere
Steal the look!
Gucci Cupcake Top - $345.89
Justice! Flare Jeans - $23.99
Dolce & Gabbana Hair Scrunchies - $876.44
Heely’s - $133.21
Kanye West speaking to a class at the Los Angeles Trade Tech College 9/19/14
little hetero things
color coding your infant children
i got angry and made a thing.
As a cashier who deals with this shit every day, it’s nice to see that some people actually care about us.
Change= no longer important to me
also don’t fucking talk on your cell phones when we’re checking your stuff and processing your payment. it’s fucking rude as hell.
im not sure how relevant this is but when i was working at woolworths, i was told to always put my register on sale mode (the screen that offers payment options) when items werent being scanned in order to get a better speed score-i know not every system is the same but maybe this could help someone
being an angry crier is the worst because people either feel bad for you or they think they won. like no. i’m gonna punch you in the jaw. i’m just crying i’ll still knock you down a peg.
the most unrealistic thing about high school musical is that they let ryan wear hats in class
@johnmarkconklin: Listening to 1989 last night with Taylor Swift, in her house, eating cookies she made; I can only imagine its how Harry Potter felt when he first discovered magic was real. The album is nothing short of perfection and last night was nothing short of a gift; hands down the greatest experience of my life. Thank you so, so much. at 1989